[intro] B D# G#m E [verse 1] B Some guy skipped in front of me, D# can't believe I paid an entry fee G#m And I don’t even got the energy, E to smile for a selfie B And I know that I should go home, D# but I'm still standing here so G#m I guess one more for the road, E I wanna raise a toast so B This one’s for the sparklers, D# dudes wearing shades in the darkness G#m But hats off to the DJ, E same song twice in an evening [chorus 1] B D# (Oh!) Save me (save me), can't take it G#m (can't take it) E B I don’t belong in this club D# G#m One dance (one dance), no chance (no chance) E B 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as (oh!) D# I was waiting in line for an hour G#m E Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause B D# (Oh!) I'm jaded (I’m jaded), G#m can’t fake it (can't fake it) E B I don’t belong in this club, no [verse 2] B D# Hopped out of the Uber (Uber), G#m I was feeling myself (goddamn) E Had the polo with the bolo (I did), with some eel on the belt (hoo) B D# Walked up to the bouncer (hey what's up man?), G#m whole squad on stealth (I'm Macklemore) E He said, "Mackler, who?" (it's me), "you gotta wait like everybody else" B Shoulda stayed on the sofa, forgot I D# hate being social G#m And I miss my ex-girl, E this Drake song making me ’motional B (girl, you hurt my feelings) D# I'm feeling awkward as hell (uh-huh), G#m I only came here to dance (wassup?) E The DJ ain't playing the cuts (no), and what do I do with my hands? B (it's awkward) Roll with the punches and hold my D# Red Bull up And I toast the G#m nights like this that I probably won't E remember much B 'Bout to pull that Irish goodbye, D# grab my stuff, 'bout to cut G#m And the DJ yells, E "Macklemore in the house tonight", ah fuck [chorus 2] B D# (Oh!) Save me (save me), G#m can't take it (can't take it) E B I don’t belong in this club D# One dance (one dance), no chance G#m (no chance) E B 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as (oh!) D# I was waiting in line for an hour G#m E Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause B D# (Oh!) I'm jaded (I’m jaded), G#m can’t fake it (can't fake it) E E I don’t belong in this club [bridge] G#m C#m And to think that I've waited all week (no) E G#m C#m To get someone's drink spilled over me F# G#m E I don't care if the Uber's on surge F# (no I don't, no I don't, do-o o-o o-on't) G#m I'd do anything to E B F# get out of this club [chorus 3] B D# G#m Save me, can't take it E Emmaj7 B I don't belong in this club D# G#m One dance, no chance E B 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as (oh!) D# I was waiting in line for an hour G#m E Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause B D# (Oh!) I'm jaded (I’m jaded), G#m can’t fake it (can't fake it) E B I don’t belong in this club