[intro] x6 G B C [verse 1] G Well, it's 2:45pm B C Wake up from snoring, open DMs G Can of Red Bull by the bed B C Vape is charged, Snapchat’s read G B C What's popping? G B C What's popping? G She’s beauty, she's grace B C She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face G Just a single message more B C A Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord [pre-chorus] C I wanna be the guy B A That you fall asleep on call with C I'll make you forget B A Every guy that came before me C 'Cause I like you B A And you like my attention C Let's skip to the good bit D Let's consummate our internet connection [chorus] G I'm in love with an I’m in love with an B I’m in love with an C With an e-girl G I'm in love with an I’m in love with an B I'm in love with an C With an e-girl [verse 2] G Mom took away my PS4 B C So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall G I'm not aggressive B C I just ooze masculine passion G Did you know I've also got depression? B C I’m self-diagnosed, thought I should mention G B C A I thought you could be the one to fix me [pre-chorus] C I wanna be the girl B A That you fall asleep on call with C Meanwhile I'll B A Find other people to talk with C 'Cause you like me B A And I think you're a maniac C Let's skip to the good bit D Let's completely block all contact [chorus] G I'm in love with an I'm in love with an B I'm in love with an C With an e-girl G I'm in love with an I'm in love with an B I'm in love with an C With an e-girl [bridge] G Mom took away my PS4 B C I've said it so many times before G B C How can I live on if I keep collecting G These every little slights and insurrections B C Constant pain in every dimension G My body weeps B C A Disbelief heads suspensions [outro] C I wanna be the guy B A That you find stalking your affections C Your social media scoured B A You seek police interventions C Cause I base my B A Ideals on obsessive media Maybe if I act like them You'll respond to my DMs